Song for the Day
- If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq

If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it,
And you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq!

If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq.
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq.
If your equities are falling,
And your losses are appalling,
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq!

If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq.
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq.
If the euro keeps on climbing,
Put your trust in W's timing,
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq!

If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq.
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq.
If the GDP is shrinking,
And W's back to drinking,
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq!

If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq.
If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq.
If my polls are falling,
And Congress is stalling,
If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq!

If the GOP is hurting, bomb Iraq.
If the GOP is hurting, bomb Iraq.
If the GOP is hurting,
And November looks uncertain,
If the GOP is hurting, bomb Iraq!

If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq.
If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq.
If the talk has turned to Harken,
And that Krugman-dawg is barking,
If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq!

Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Iraq.
Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Iraq.
If they're checking Halliburton,
And for Cheney jail looks certain,
If they're checking Halliburton, bomb Iraq!

If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq.
If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq.
If your brother is a turkey,
And Florida's going bazerk-y,
If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq!

If the pundits call you moron, bomb Iraq.
If the pundits call you moron, bomb Iraq.
If the pundits call you moron,
Then it's time to get your war on,
If the pundits call you moron, bomb Iraq!

If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq.
If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq.
If Noelle gets caught with crack,
And the twins drop booze for smack,
If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq!

To divert public attention, bomb Iraq.
To divert public attention, bomb Iraq.
To divert public attention,
From the doings of your henchmen,
To divert public attention, bomb Iraq!

To get drilling in the Artic, bomb Iraq.
To get drilling in the Artic, bomb Iraq.
You can run us out of oil, With the Middle East aboil,
To get drilling in the Artic, bomb Iraq!?

Feel free to add your own verses.